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Q: How many burners does it take to put up shade?
A: Four. Three to hold the shade and one to grab ass!
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Shade shade beautiful shade...something is missing though...what is it
Find out tomorrow...when U tune in, turn on and check out the answer on the world's longest slide show,
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Well there was one very sharp individual by the name of Rob (you probably know him as Chaka - who is having a baby boy very soon - you can email and congratulate him at chakasmmm@yahoo.com) who got it right. Now that we got the sign up, we put on the finishing touches (yes you will have to see those first...were going in order, remember)...and get this party started!!! Tijuana
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No sir...I'm sorry sir...I understand sir, but... yes sir you can strip at pinky's, but...well, we still have put the linolium on the stage, put up these lights, line the stage with pink fur...what's that? Can you dance right here for us right now...why yes you can!
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Let's see, the sign is up, the skull and cross bones are up, the pink fur is up, so is the disco ball, if we could just get that floor around this pole and if we could get Pinky to...never mind you do whatever it is your doing Pinky!
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Damn we are so close! We better get some beer and pinky punch over here so we can open this muther!!!
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This, my patient Tijuana Theater patrons, is the night before we officially opened. We weren't serving drinks...but they started coming anyway. I could make some cheeky comment about the guy on the bike...butt why? It says so much just on it's own.
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Tijuana - " Hey Pinky, it's opening day, what are you going to wear? "
Pinky - " Well I have the perfect pink dress, but it needs something."
Tijuana - " Hey I know an accessory that will make that dress come alive! "
Pinky - " Wow, now this is an outfit!!! "
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